Victoria’s Baby the cat has become an Internet sensation after Postmedia News reported her derring-do in protecting her owners as seven large dogs walked past her house.
The viral story of how she sliced up a pack of canines like she’s one of the ninja felines in Cats & Dogs is one thing — but how would she stack up in the ring against another Canadian social-media darling also known for his sparring skills?
Take your seats, please, for Viral Fighting Championship #1: Baby vs. Justin.
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Let the fur fly…
In this corner…
Baby the cat: Attacked seven large dogs, sending a pit bull and one human handler in search of medical attention.
Justin Trudeau: Beat Senator Patrick Brazeau in a celebrity boxing match.
Tale of the tape
BC: 46 cm long (excluding tail), 4.5 kg, at least 16 years old.
JT: 1.87 metres tall (excluding coiffure), 81.6 kg, 44 years old.
Other bouts
BC: Once nipped a dog’s heel.
JT: Once elbowed NDP MP Ruth Ellen Brosseau.
Fan meter
BC: Her story went viral and was picked up by CNN and British newspapers.
JT: International heart-throb, world’s sexiest leader.
Weaknesses
BC: Arthritic, has trouble walking.
JT: Stops mid-bout to take selfies.
And the winner is …
Baby the cat, exploiting the Prime Minister’s fetish of going shirtless and digging in her claws after a well-executed leap.
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